Please Selfie After Evacuating

Check yourself before you wreck yourself (Oh, Yeah. Totally)
Check yourself before you wreck yourself (Oh, Yeah. Totally)

I’ve done this before:

But I might have a real problem. Apparently MEININGER Hotels posted this:

Put the damn phone away (MEININGER Hotels)
Put the damn phone away (MEININGER Hotels)

I’ve not verified it was actually posted, mostly because I am afraid of the answer. But when presented with an opportunity at the Château Laurier in Ottawa, I did this: